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French man breaks lockdown rules with written declaration to smash a guy’s face

A French man has been fined for breaking lockdown rules after declaring in a written statement that he was leaving his house to “smash a guy’s face in,” police said in a statement.

The 39-year-old man, living in Brittany, northwestern France, was hiding behind a car when he was spotted by a police patrol. He appeared to be drunk, police said. He was questioned and officers discovered that he was carrying a flick knife.

Police checked his explanation for being outside and found that the man had a lockdown declaration stating: “I’ve gone to smash a guy’s face in. That’s my excuse and it’s a good one.”

Daniel Kerdraon, Lannion police chief, said officers explained this wasn’t a legitimate reason and that he would be detained overnight.

“Somehow he wanted to respect the law, because, when he was questioned at the police station, he insisted on the fact that he was less than a kilometer from his home,” Kerdraon said.

Under the country’s lockdown restrictions, people are allowed outside for one hour of exercise per day and no farther than one kilometer from their residence.

The man was fined EUR€ 135 for breaking the lockdown and another EUR€ 150 for being drunk in a public space.

France imposed a new lockdown in late October in response to a rise in Covid-19 cases, shutting non-essential businesses, restaurants and bars.

Schools and workplaces have remained open and care home visits are allowed, but people can otherwise only leave their homes for work, medical reasons, shopping for essential goods or exercise.